by sklither December 12, 2017
Get the egyptian dick ridingmug. A sex position in which the recieving partner is suspended from the floor by one leg, which is tied to the ceiling or a ceiling mounted structure, the other leg being tied or wieghted to the floor. The penetrating partner uses all limbs to cling to the recieving partner and inserts the penis into the navel. In this position both partners proceed to defecate, the penetrating partner loudly repeating the phrase, "I am mighty pharaoh!"
by Bearded Justice July 15, 2011
Get the double dirty egyptian corkscrewmug. When a girl begins to fellate, but at the last moment, pulls off, grabs the mans pubic testiclular hair with her teeth and rips them out.
by Austin April 29, 2008
Get the egyptian crab knarklermug. Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"
by Your Dad367347543567 December 9, 2008
Get the egyptian head massagemug. by Bored_Bassist April 25, 2011
Get the Egyptian Titty Bangmug. Screwing someone in the nose so hard that their brain is reduced to mush. The name derives from the fact when ancient Egyptians were mummifying a corpse, they would remove the brain by sticking a poker up the nose, scrambling the brain, and yanking it out through the nose.
Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then looked and Brutus and asked, "And you, Brutus?"
by Your Dad367347543567 December 10, 2008
Get the egyptian head massagemug. by music man 69 April 4, 2022
Get the ancient Egyptian post-rock breakcoremug.