After a long night of drinking and eating seafood, Russell sat on a toilet holding a garbage can so he could successfully double betsy.
by murdock3383 June 13, 2011
by Mearlyyeh July 28, 2018
So you're a Double SidedTape
by LukePaul Sammut January 18, 2018
by spoonilicious December 31, 2010
Applies to 90% of those in attendance at Boston Bruins, Boston Red Sox, New England Patriots, and Boston Celtics home games - as well as all native landscapers, plumbers, college dropouts, and Dunkin Donuts customers - who are wearing apparel of any two of the four major Boston sports teams at the same time.
Look at this guy double dorkin it ovah heya in his Dick Seymour jersey with the Sox hat on backwidz.
Check out the guy on the Jumbotron - double dorkin it in his Gahnett jersey and Sox hat wasn't good enough forim; he had to throw on the Pats startah jacket to boot beforrr he stepped out the door. He's triple dorkin' it!
Why's it takin so long to get some freakin munchkins this mawnin'?
'Cuz this douchebag double dorkin it over here in the Ranfid jersey and Pats beanie is orderin' coffee for the whole of Middlesex frigin county.
Check out the guy on the Jumbotron - double dorkin it in his Gahnett jersey and Sox hat wasn't good enough forim; he had to throw on the Pats startah jacket to boot beforrr he stepped out the door. He's triple dorkin' it!
Why's it takin so long to get some freakin munchkins this mawnin'?
'Cuz this douchebag double dorkin it over here in the Ranfid jersey and Pats beanie is orderin' coffee for the whole of Middlesex frigin county.
by Bokity Bok Bokity January 18, 2010
The act of masturbating and brushing your teeth at the same time. This can be performed in any setting.
Note:This act is mostly performed in the shower and does not always require crest toothpaste. Some have even double crested while engaging in the act of sex.
Note:This act is mostly performed in the shower and does not always require crest toothpaste. Some have even double crested while engaging in the act of sex.
Guy 1: What the hell do you look so happy for?
Guy 2: I just did the double crest and feel fantastic!
Guy 2: I just did the double crest and feel fantastic!
by Malice2.12 December 02, 2010
(noun) It is the state of the skin of the urethra being stuck together momentarily producing two piss streams instead of one.
by Winstud October 28, 2007