Dong chops

n. Rarely, extra long hairs in the pubic region, on either side of the penis, such that, at a quick glance, it would appear as though one is hiding Artis Gilmore in one's pants.
His dong chops were so long that he was tempted to braid them together and create a ball cabana for the winter months.

Bear's dong chops were so long, that he had to tuck them into his socks. He definately could use some manscaping.
by Justice April 23, 2005
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downward dong

An advanced yoga move that requires first to drop dong and then to move into a downward dog position for maximum relaxation.
I make sure to get into downward dong when I'm soaking in my favorite hot springs.
by the_jamin_rock April 23, 2017
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Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.
Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...
by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 19, 2010
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Song Dong

Someone who listens to shit music
“You like that song? Ew, you’re a song dong!”
by CheeksMagee June 05, 2019
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Dong Daiquiri

when you order a drink at a fancy restaurant and the make you a daiquiri and stir it with their penis.<3
anthony went to hooters and ordered a dong daiquiri
by limonade April 19, 2009
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wonky-dong

"Kim Jong-un's fashion sense is wonky-dong."
by dontcallmeash June 27, 2014
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dong huffer

craig is a dong huffer
by IM YOUR BITCH DM July 09, 2014
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