Sending a woman a picture of an elaborate dish you've just cooked in the hopes of getting her in the mood
"Braised some short ribs, reduced the cooking liquid to a fine sauce, and served it over risotto. Sent the bitch a dish pic of it so she can see how I should be her boyfriend."
by Bob Blueberries September 3, 2014
Get the Dish Picmug. When someone does not want to do a particular task and then does it in a very shoddy manner. By secretly doing a poor job on the task, the other party will become frustrated.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
If you do a bad job enough times, others will stop asking you to perform this job.
Wife: Why is there still food on these dishes?
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
Husband: No there is not. I just cleaned them.
Wife: Then what is this? (pointing to egg yolk on the plates)
Husband: I guess I missed a few spots.
Wife: You ALWAYS miss MOST of the spots.
(Wife's internal monologue) - He is incapable of cleaning anything....I'll have to do it myself
Husband: Baby, you want me to do them again?
Wife: No thanks. If YOU do them again, I'll just have to show you what you missed AGAIN.
(Husband's internal monologue) - Yes! No more dishes.
Wife's therapist: So YOU are now doing the dishes because he "can't" clean them. You let him off the hook like that? Sounds like you got dirty-dished.
Wife: Literally
loaf
slack
confuse
trick
sneaky
by Brian Kia Ora May 27, 2016
Get the Dirty-Dishedmug. having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid
by Sexydimma September 23, 2016
Get the dish issuesmug. Man who just woke up after having sex with a Slostitute: Hey hun, I just made a whore dish for breakfast!
Girl who got knocked up: I better not find any ovaries in my eggs!
Girl who got knocked up: I better not find any ovaries in my eggs!
by WHY am I alive??? April 4, 2009
Get the Whore Dishmug. by AnonBlazer October 3, 2010
Get the Smelly Dishmug. My friend: hey did you see they updated the (ijustwannatasteit) website. Now there's a butter dish added.
Me: wait really? That's too bad.
Me: wait really? That's too bad.
by TBSL May 16, 2020
Get the Butter dishmug. the external female genitalia, often referred to as the vulva; the female vaginal entrance; often used when refering to the cleanliness of that organ
You should do the dishes because your butter dish is looking skuzzy.
That butter dish needs a good scrub otherwise it'll grow some mold.
I like it in the chlli chute but I prefer it in my butter dish.
That butter dish needs a good scrub otherwise it'll grow some mold.
I like it in the chlli chute but I prefer it in my butter dish.
by Jessette September 26, 2004
Get the butter dishmug.