Every Direction

Every Direction is a hit band consisting of Peyton and Mimi. It's hits include "What Makes You Ratchet", "I Feel Ratchet", "Ratchet One More Time", “What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Ratchet”, and "Give Your Ratchet a Break". There was another member. He was the band’s kazoo player but Peyton and Mimi left him at home while they were out shopping for leather jackets and when they came back he was GONE.

"Every Direction is so much better than One Direction."
"I know right? They're as hot as the blacktop in the summer in Texas."

by jimbobbyjonessmith October 18, 2012

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One Direction

One Direction is home. Home for many directioners
One Direction is also a band that dosen't know maths they said they would come back after a 18 month break
It's been 69 months and 1 day where are you guys?

Besides that I'm happy that our boys are happy

I'll make this feel like home = One Direction = Home

by LarryIsMoreRealThanMyExistens October 14, 2021

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5 liars who said they're going to be back together in 18 months but they dropped out of school and can't really do math so here we are, still waiting.
They're also the sexiest man (and the only man i like, cuz I'm probably a lesbian) alive. The band members are Louis Tomlinson (boobear), Liam Payne (daddy direction), Niall Horan (the irish one), Harry Styles (bottom) and Zayn Malik (Zack, Ringo)

Someone: Yo, you still listen to one direction?
Directioner: WHY WOULDN'T I ?!

by tommoscarrots February 4, 2021

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One Direction

A British boyband that doesn't know what an 18 month hiatus is.

Interviewer in 2015 When will One Direction comeback?

One Direction In 18 months

*3 years later*

One Direction *still hasn't come back but is winning awards*

Directioners One Direction maybe took a break but we didn't.

by Directioner Since 2010 June 30, 2019

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