Dipshit

A clueless, moronic person, often so extremely lacking in social competence they remain completely oblivious to being universally perceived as a categorical numbnut.
Intelligence cannot be considered a proportionate measure of the level of dipshittery. One can be incredibly intelligent in other ways, yet still qualify as a complete dipshit.
The more often you find yourself exclaiming “what the actual fuck?” in response to someone’s words or actions, the more likely it is you are dealing with a dipshit.
Emmy: “My sexy, fur-lined, leather flight jacket enables my rocket to keep returning to your x-space all night long. Gaawwwrrrrrrrr!”
Jakkt: “Ahhhh, no thanks. You look like a dipshit man”
Emmy: “How about I show you the power of the Incel-erator in my Tanky Spanky?”
Jakkt: “WTAF?”
by GlobalDipshitPolice November 03, 2024
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One who repeatedly suffers from severe stupidity and makes impulsive decisions affecting others around him
Why do you have to be such a dipshit
by Mattmanwow March 04, 2015
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He’s such a dipshit he totally TedCruzed everything he said and did and never got anything done
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The highest level of stupidity achievable by anyone posessing a brain.
Colton decided to steal the girlfriend of another guy and thought the other dude wouldn't find out and be pissed. He is a dipshit.
by devindonigian November 21, 2014
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an example of you
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someone who dares compare the sexy Ron Perlman to some ugly ass animal
Dipshit
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A person, typically a CrossFitter who sucks at doing dips.
"Hey bro, what is that noise"?

"Oh, that is just that dipshit CrossFit-Steve grinding his rotator cuff to dust with his kipping pull-ups"
by KawaiiKiwi February 14, 2020
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