dipshit

A person who is dense in the head - as if they have literally dipped their head in shit and now their senses are dulled.
They expect the rest of reality to match their stupid-ass vision.

Me: "I was going to take my drink with me, but that dipshit thought it would be better to enforce th rules."
Other Person: "Wow, what a dipshit: A person who is dense, and seems to have dipped their entire head into a pile of shit."
Me: "I know, right? That's some textbook shit right there."

by midinerd April 1, 2019

dipshit

The dipshit is someone who's clever yet so slow and stupid most of the time.
It's also someone who says dumb shit and makes themselves look retarded.

Hes also an unfunny clown.

Person 1: *says wrong stupid things to someone*
Person 2: "no dipshit"

by Mrs. Sassy :) December 19, 2019

Merry band of dipshits

A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both

1.Why are those people outside screaming at each other
2.They're just a merry band of dipshits

by DT8 November 6, 2021

Dipshit

Often described as a young man named Jordan Weishoff. Goes by “Jordy” or “Dumbass”

Hey Dipshit, you don’t need a crane to lift a 2x4 wall with six guys standing around.

by TTTaylorrrrr December 3, 2024

dipshit

A person, typically a CrossFitter who sucks at doing dips.

"Hey bro, what is that noise"?

"Oh, that is just that dipshit CrossFit-Steve grinding his rotator cuff to dust with his kipping pull-ups"

by KawaiiKiwi February 14, 2020

Dipshit

One who dips his self in a tub of fecal matter

That guy sure is a dipshit

by Defaulted March 11, 2020

Dipshit

invincible

"I heard ya the first time dipshit" - mohawk mark

by vsolou August 20, 2025