Destroyer of Tables

Someone who has extremely bad luck with tables, having them fall apart with even the slightest of touches.

Person 1: sets down mug
Table 1: collapses
Person 1: brushes up against Table 2 while attempting to clean up coffee mess
Table 2: fucking explodes
Person 2: “(Person 1’s name), Destroyer of Tables”

by Pensisnep October 14, 2021

kidney destroyer

A weapon designed by the government (fake btw) to obliterate kidneys leaving nothing but mush

person 1: oh boy what a nice day!
person 2: *fires kidney destroyer*
person 1: nooo! my kidneys

by gaggliewagglie March 31, 2024

Destroyer

When you are so stupid that you think people dont understand when you are lying.

Oh, you're such a destroyer

by TEDDY NO March 4, 2017

Lor Lor the destroyer

A horrible beast that once was a hot badass bitch, but someone fucked up and now shes out to destroy the world

i.e. Godzilla with a pussy

Don't leave your house tonight Lor Lor the destroyer is on the move

by staggg February 9, 2015

destroyer of friendship

That one fucking custom uno card where everyone but the person who placed it draws 10 FUCKING CARDS

Friend 1:draws card *giggle*
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU

by HOLY FUCK IT'S NINJESUS December 9, 2019

Black destroyer

A 17 inch black destroyer dildo, a mutli functional piece of equipment used for many things such as anal, phone holder, cooking, something to beat your children with and most importantly for pain.

Reece:Damn have you seen my Black destroyer?

Rowan: I had to try it out,it left me gaping

by THYT November 18, 2020

Tripe destroyer

when you destroy her insides from intercourse

I destroyed her tripes last night that’s why she calls me the tripe destroyer

by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2022