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Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.
James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!
by Meatstalk September 3, 2016
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desperate sex

When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.
Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.
by AndyLockhart August 10, 2016
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desperation nation

originated as a noun - an exaggerated term used to describe the amount of desperation within a person, in which it is equivalent to a country.

but is now more commonly used as an adjective that describes an extreme form of desperation used to describe a situation or a person.
- Mayeisha keeps hitting on every lowlife that walks into the bar
- desperation nation
by arbitraryrantz January 9, 2017
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desperate frog

Is a person who has sex with their baby baby daddy's best pal
by Zeussed December 2, 2020
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Desperate Warrior

A person who fought a battle for social justice in a stupid and very counterproductive way
When you want to do something at all costs, but you don't have the right mental skills. Often the battle carried on ends up becoming a joke.

Is a subgenre of Social Justice Warrior.
"Of all the problems that exist and that devastate our lives. Have you decided to fight this? You are a desperate warrior."
by Sorry W December 6, 2020
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Desperation

When you hump the ground with your tongue lolling out because you need some good dick.
"the absolute desperation"
by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021
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COVID-Desperate

When the plans you made before the pandemic eased now suck but you made them because you were desperate to do anything after lockdown.
we are literally only going away with your parents because we were Covid-Desperate…wish we were doing something else now.
by lucozadesnort September 10, 2021
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