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The best comeback of all time (other than ur mom duuhhh) and who ever thinks otherwise is a fucking puta! <3
Friend 1: ayo bro u hungry for some pizza
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!
Deez nuts, a wonderful joke yet a very true phenomenon, lots of people of really big testicles and the deez nuts joke explains very well how people who how big nuts are humans too.
Bofa! Bofa deez nuts nuts in yo mouth!

Deez nuts in yo mouth!
Deez nuts by Deez Nuts Master November 21, 2021
A word to roast someone sexually or jokingly.
Guy: are you 100% Vietnamese?

Guy 2:im 1% Vietnamese and 99% deez nuts in yo mother
Deez nuts by Mr.FreshAsian911 November 23, 2021
Can I put my balls in ya jaws, they are really tasty, trust no sus
"Do you want deez nuts in ya mouth"
Deez nuts by nutsballsmouthidk November 24, 2021
knock knock. whos there? Candice. Candice who? CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOU MOUTH
deez nuts by jwdigod November 28, 2021
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deez nuts by anonymous December 2, 2021