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Dalas's are very loyal and will often do anything to please you.
Even if it's sucking your dick.
Like I said she can be a hoe.
Dalas is a nerd athletic.
Dalas's are very loyal and will often do anything to please you.
Even if it's sucking your dick.
Like I said she can be a hoe.
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Dalai Lama "Come. Demonstrate your... Um... fortitude?... Yes! Fortitude. Demonstrate your monkly fortitude and suck my tongue." 🥵
Hym "Ew WHAT!? No, dawg! The fuck is you talkm bout? I ain't about suck no Dalai Lama Tongue!"
Dalai Lama 😡 "Fine! I'll get the little boys to do it!"
Hym "YOU'LL WHAT!? Ooooh maaan! I... Wow! I don't even know what to do here! Do... Do we, like, arrest him? Arrest the Dalai Lama? Is that allowed!? I... Egh! I'm lost here. I don't know what to do about this."
Dalai Lama "Our culture-"
Hym "No motherfucker, no! That ain't a 'culture.' Miss me with that shit. Damn... Just... Just get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
Dalai Lama "I'm the Dalai Lama! You can't-"
Hym "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"
Hym "Ew WHAT!? No, dawg! The fuck is you talkm bout? I ain't about suck no Dalai Lama Tongue!"
Dalai Lama 😡 "Fine! I'll get the little boys to do it!"
Hym "YOU'LL WHAT!? Ooooh maaan! I... Wow! I don't even know what to do here! Do... Do we, like, arrest him? Arrest the Dalai Lama? Is that allowed!? I... Egh! I'm lost here. I don't know what to do about this."
Dalai Lama "Our culture-"
Hym "No motherfucker, no! That ain't a 'culture.' Miss me with that shit. Damn... Just... Just get the fuck out of here! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
Dalai Lama "I'm the Dalai Lama! You can't-"
Hym "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!"
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