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completely on me

When you make an outrageous statement, and need to apologise before the other person can even reply because of how outrageous the statement was.
Ash: 'That girl is a future star fr'
Koko: 'Bro she's Twel--'
Ash: ' yeah completely on me'
by destroyer2643187 February 23, 2024
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Complete Polycule

A type of polycule in which everyone is in a relationship with everyone else in the polycule.

Comes from graph theory (since a polycule can be represented as a graph) where a fully connected graph is called a complete graph.
Since they are in a complete polycule, the five of them don't need any complex schedule management like other polycules and can just spend time together like a monogamous couple would.
by Falcrel February 18, 2024
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Complete Cumage

To completely empty one’s balls on objects/people
After last night with Amanda, there was complete cumage
by Evokalis December 1, 2023
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Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.
Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete
by FanOfStan April 22, 2023
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A complete fucking dumbass

Joe Biden, the illegitimatepresident” of our once proud country that was installed like a toilet, rather than elected.
Hal Steinbrenner is a complete fucking dumbass for keep giving new contracts to the overrated Brian Cashman, who is also a complete fucking dumbass.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 20, 2023
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literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation

Max: Bro He gave me literaly the completely physically TAS imossible situation twice in a row
by mcfl1y January 29, 2022
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Completing the 6-Pack

During the four play you stick your thumb in her ass and your middle finger in her J-J and drag her into the position you want to begin.
I was playing around with my woman and was having a hard time getting her into position, so by Completing the 6-Pack, I pulled her over to the edge of the bed and gave her a "Flying W". Botta Bing Botta Boom.
by RdHogg August 30, 2021
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