Colombian Chokehold

When a girl farts, shits, cums, and queefs into a jar. Then you let it ferment for 3 months and sniff it to get high.

God damn that Colombian Chokehold got me high last night.

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

Colombian mudslide

Blowing a line while taking a shit

My girl made me come in the shitter and hold the plate for her while she did aColombian mudslide

by Bruh Hogg March 31, 2020

Colombian Fingertrap

As someone is about to fart, plug their asshole with your finger, as instinct they will clench; thus leaving your finger in a stinky, Colombian Fingertrap.

Works best after eating colombian food For colombian farts

Can you Colombian Fingertrap me

by I do my definitions irl August 10, 2025

Colombian hot chocolate

When an individual takes a coffee-induced bowel movement in another individual's mouth. The feces itself is the Colombian hot chocolate.

Everyone made fun of Ed for his taboo love of Colombian hot chocolate.

by NotJeremyCamp December 8, 2016

Colombian Jaguar Attack

Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.

1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack

2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.

by Ballingtrapking May 10, 2016

Colombian throat itch

A disease that is only found in the strip clubs of Miami. Comes from the anal glands of 4'11" columbian woman. Normally contracted from preforming oral sex.

Dude I told you not to stick your tongue there you've got to Colombian throat itch

by Andyrollie July 21, 2025

Colombian Leafblower

When you are snorting cocaine off a persons ass and they fart, blowing the coke all over your face.

I was doing lines off a strippers ass and she gave me a Colombian Leafblower!

by Yer seudonym June 17, 2022