spinning cockroach moment

when you find a cockroach in the car and you throw it on the road and it spins helplessly on the road

wow, i just had a spinning cockroach moment

by person personnium August 23, 2023

Cockroach

A cockroach is my friend whenever i look away their crawling on the ceiling like a disgusting little cockroach.

Person 1:Hey have you seen *insert friend name?*
Person 2: yeah she crawling on the wall over their
person 1: Fucking disgutsing cockroach

by CloudfuckerTheorginal March 6, 2024

cockroach beetle his ass

when a bug jumps on you and you spasm. but u are doing this action to someone else

i will cockroach beetle his ass next time

by alorette79 July 15, 2022

Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

Cockroach

When you’re passing around the j and that one slippy mf drops the roach into his lap

“Here you go Fredward”
“Thank you” *drops j into his lap*
“Damn we smokin the cockroach now”

by Rbrowne August 2, 2022

Cockroaches

They can crawl in your penis hole thus giving their name cockroaches.

Friend: Last night I felt something strange down below.

Me: Thats probably some cockroaches.
Friend: A WHAT?!
Me: A cockroach that's very normal.
Friend: Oh ok.

by Nintendough February 25, 2022