Alfie Coates

Alfie Coates is a person which moisturises his parents arse holes and then listens to them orgasm.

I have friend called Alfie Coates, how grim!

by BigDickyyRickyy September 10, 2021

coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.

Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag

by yourspecialchildrapistnextdoor May 22, 2010

Scuffle Coat

The outer garment you are wearing when you're spoiling for a fight, which you thrust upon the floor in rage prior to the blows (physical or verbal) you rain down on your nemesis.

"Dude, he just slammed down his scuffle coat. Shit's about to get real!"

by Disco duck January 16, 2016

dad coat

A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.

Mom: Take out the garbage.

Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.

by kurnous gromula January 13, 2020

coat hanger

it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies

omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger

by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022

the coat god

The God of Coats that enjoys playing games. and can wear 9 coats in the summer. this person is awesome.

EVERYBODY RUN ITS THE COAT GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Coat God January 28, 2015

sugar coated

the act of cumming on a girls body

i sugar coated that bitch

by SILENTONE805 February 8, 2008