bank is closed

When you want to tell someone when you are not in the mood for sex.

I’m sorry Wes but the bank is closed for the weekend you really pissed me off.

by Sweetscorpio April 12, 2018

close business

To have sex with a female

"Yo Nick did you close business with that chick last week?"
"Na bro, she was on the rag"

by Cletus93 April 21, 2017

Case Closed

when you're telling someone the tea and instead of saying "period sis" you just say "case closed"

Example 1
girl 1: " that girl was trying to make me jealous with a pic of her and my ex"
girl 2: "really?"
girl 1: "yeah, and I already knew she was less than me but that proves it even more. case closed"

Example 2
"I hit her with the facts and that's that, case closed"

by Yeetis Man April 14, 2020

close crapper

Someone who decides to occupy the stall next to you even though there is an empty one two stalls away. And then proceeds to let the fireworks happen.

No matter what time of day he went to the bathroom, Ross couldn't seem to escape that close crapper from accounting.

by Cube Dweller July 10, 2009

close the register

a pleading to someone to cease using sarcasm or dry humor. Principly used when the third party fails to understand the joking nature. Originated in episode 3F07 ("Marge Be Not Proud") of The Simpsons, when Jeff Albertson (AKA Comic Book Guy) says to Bart "Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point..."

first guy: "...and the other gynocologist says "Fund us? We're lucky she doesn't sue us!"
second guy: "Uhhh, ok."
first guy: "Gynocolgist? Fund us? Fundus?"
second guy: "I don't get it."
third guy: "Oh, Jesus, Pete! Just close the register!"

by Awful Show Keyz September 28, 2006

Felton Close

A dull place that livens up at night.

Not much happens in Felton Close but I'm finding it hard to get to sleep.

by Rlavdia September 12, 2006

close the register

a pleading to someone to cease using sarcasm or dry humor. Principly used when the third party fails to understand the joking nature. Originated in episode 3F07 ("Marge Be Not Proud") of The Simpsons, when Jeff Albertson (AKA Comic Book Guy) says to Bart "Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point..."

first guy: "...and the other gynocologist says "Fund us? We're lucky she doesn't sue us!"
second guy: "Uhhh, ok."
first guy: "Gynocolgist? Fund us? Fundus?"
second guy: "I don't get it."
third guy: "Oh, Jesus, Pete! Just close the register!"

by Awful Show Keyz September 25, 2006