"Clark & The Burkeman" is a fictional television show about two giant men, who only communicate by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades around Milford, CT. While not yet released nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. Of the show's many taglines are, "Burkeman call Clark, see Clark take Burkeman woman, Burkeman cool with that" and "Clark and Burkeman have super babies."
"Hey Rob, did you wind up giving that girl a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night?"
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."
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Get the cooper clark mug.A magical place created by god himself. The holiest of lands. Legends say you can even see Jesus roaming around at night. If you step foot in Clark and are being a fiend, god will show you his fiery wrath. Clark Park is a sacred land. Stoners are the guardians of Clark Park and you will be punished if you enter as a fiend. (They can smell fiends from a mile away)
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An energy conservative defense that relies on the strength of female hypergamy in an environment of resource scarcity (often contrived).
An energy conservative defense that relies on the strength of female hypergamy in an environment of resource scarcity (often contrived).
Lois: Is that an Armani suit?
Clark: I LOVE YOU!!!
Lois: omg, eww! Like, who does that?
Clark: ~Heavy breathing~
Lois: ~tells all her friends~
A: awww, you just Clark Kented that THOT
Clark: Save dat money!
Clark: I LOVE YOU!!!
Lois: omg, eww! Like, who does that?
Clark: ~Heavy breathing~
Lois: ~tells all her friends~
A: awww, you just Clark Kented that THOT
Clark: Save dat money!
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