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Chris

Chris is very scary sometimes but he is also very gay.
He has a lot of top energy and he is probably into BDSM
Samuel: Chris please
Chris: Aagghhh the intoxicating smell of the graveyard!!!
by CrispyNewts March 17, 2020
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chris

coming from a chris, you prolly got brown hair, brown eyes, tall, have lots of friends plus very social.
if you not a chris n you someone who tryna know them, go up to them and js go for it :)
person 1; wow chris is so cool
person 2; yeah you should go talk to him, maybe yall would be good friends
by CHRXS^! December 2, 2021
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Chris

A selfish, lying, stubborn, cheating, stoner/skater boy who's parents dont want him. He thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. But in reality he's worth nothing. He cheats on every girl he dates. He insults peoples parents. He deals drugs. Looks like he has pubic hair growing on his head. Chris deserves nothing.
look chris cheated on his girlfriend...again
by Beauy August 20, 2020
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Chris

Whiter than cum
Chris is gay
by Niggawitharpg November 7, 2019
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Chris

A bad boyfriend.very deceiving.knows how to get along well with others especially the female brand.is very much a pretender, and will lead you on for a very long ride only to leave you stranded.all of his family believe when he says " im going to keep this one and treat her right".his most amazing features are his eyes ,especially if you can keep them looking your way.
"Chris really felt"he had it made.
by Deboniar May 7, 2019
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Chris

(a) A brilliant, perfectly shaped penis sometimes sold on the black market.
exp1."John Holmes had quite the chris on him."

"Yeah,you dont see many people with chris like that anymore."

exp2."Im telling you girl that boy has some good chris!"
by ghettomomalover February 3, 2010
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chris

THE MOST AWESOME PERSON ALIVE, HES COOL GETS ALL THE GIRLS AND ALL THE OTHER GUYS WANT TO BE HIM. HES A DREAMER,A LOVER,A FIGHTER.YOU CAN FIND A CHRIS ON A FIXED GEAR BIKE. YOU CAN FIND A CHRIS WARING THE FRESHEST CLOTHES AHEAD OF THE TRENDS. ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE A CHRIS IS AWESOME
DAMN CHRIS GETS ALL THE GIRLS
by not him bu t me September 10, 2011
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