Chess is a lot like poker. If you don't sit down at the table, what good is it to have a hand full of Kings, Queens, and Aces or a poker face? That serious look on somebody's face is no longer helping them out at anything.
Whether it's chess or poker, none of the cards or pieces do anybody any good if nobody got them to sit down at the table and play. They are just pieces of paper (like money) or plastic (like chips in poker or chess pieces).
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Get the Chessmug. If two people never sit down at a table and engage in the chess match, none of the pieces on the board, not even the queen (the most powerful piece) has any real power. The closer somebody gets you to the board, the more of the illusion you miss.
As long as somebody can get you to play chess, they can also get you to do what they want you to do.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Get the Chessmug. A general term for anything stupid, bad, or weird; easily inserted into a sentence. Your typical negative slang phrase.
Person 1: “Hey did you hear that new song?”
Person 2: “I don’t listen to much new music, it’s all just chess for ninnies anyways.”
Person 1: “Maybe YOU’RE chess for ninnies!”
Person 2: “I don’t listen to much new music, it’s all just chess for ninnies anyways.”
Person 1: “Maybe YOU’RE chess for ninnies!”
by Shmuppydoggle July 18, 2025
Get the Chess For Ninniesmug. by Holga135 October 8, 2022
Get the chessmug. 1 - A remake of Chess Evolved Online, an online chess game that its creator thought was P2W. It got scrapped in development.
2 - A gag on the Icely Puzzles Youtube channel. It is often used to describe something so convoluted, random and/or strange, that it makes no sense, is very buggy or is unintentionaly funny.
2 - A gag on the Icely Puzzles Youtube channel. It is often used to describe something so convoluted, random and/or strange, that it makes no sense, is very buggy or is unintentionaly funny.
1: "Sadly, Chess Battle Advanced won't release"
2: -I got softlocked in the section, where the programmer talks about softlocks.
-Chess Battle Advanced.
2: -I got softlocked in the section, where the programmer talks about softlocks.
-Chess Battle Advanced.
by reddipsauce June 11, 2024
Get the Chess Battle Advancedmug. It’s chess rules, but when you kill one of your opponents pieces, the one you use to kill with also die, so you really have to think before killing. And then the amount of slurps from the drink you do is equal to the value of the piece dying.
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink
Pawns = 1
Knights and bishops = 3
Towers = 5
Queens = 9
Kings = finish your drink
"Hey, what am I supposed to do with my Queen now?"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"
"Huh? Don't ask me, I'm already drunk, dude! It's MadsChess/Kamikaze Chess afterall *burp*"
by Oz7yd3vil November 26, 2024
Get the MadsChess/Kamikaze Chessmug. by ChessmanJr June 26, 2018
Get the Chessedmug.