streak cheating

Streak Cheating : the act of having a snapchat streak with someone and them having a longer streak with someone else

person1: I have a snapchat streak of 120 days with rebecca!!
person2: but we have a streak of 125 days... why are you streak cheating on me !!

by fettymiggy October 22, 2015

eating is not cheating

Oral Sex is not cheating

Arnold looked up slowly and spoke with an accent... "eating is not cheating"

by tewkewl January 2, 2009

cheating wanker

See Rohan (7)

Lying, cheating, worthless scum of the Earth that hasn't had a shag in over a year cos' his dick is too infected.

Compulsive liar.
Stingy bastard.
Selfish gay prick.

Uuuuuuurgh look at that cheating wanker Rohan - gross!

Rohan tried it on with me and I puked up from the stench of that cheating wanker.

by saaaaaaaaaahgal January 20, 2008

Cheating

when a man sneaks out of his OWN house, to go and find some happiness away from you, behind your back so that YOU don’t feel bad,

Cheating is for you girls.

(- Patrice O’Neal)

He was cheating for you!

by jsadecki June 7, 2018

Nacho Cheating

When a girlfriend makes nachos for a party or group of other people instead of making them for her boyfriend. An extreme slight, especially when said boyfriend has been asking for them for ages.

Boy: Hey do you think I could have nachos later?
Girl: Sure, i'll make them for the party on Saturday.
Boy:...Nacho Cheating

by Gurbachen March 11, 2010

cheatingowanie

english word cheating mixed with polish ending simply meaning cheating

daniel, ja widze cheatingowanie.

by David February 22, 2005

chafing the bishop

jacking off , also known as touching yourself

Dude, get out of here, I'm chafing the bishop. Hey! Mom! get out of here too, my life is ruined forever.

by anakinbishop February 4, 2010