The classic "dry bog" is a 3 step process:
First you turn off the water valve leading into the toilet tank. Second, you leave a massive dump in the toilet and go away. The third step involves another person, hopefully the host of the party or some squeemish bimbo, discovering the cornsnake you just left. This person usually freaks when it becomes apparent that it is not simply going to be flushed away. (No water...you drained it in step 2 and it didn't refill)
There is usually 10-15 minutes of disgust and panic while someone figures out to turn the water back on and send the offensive offering to king-coiler heaven.
First you turn off the water valve leading into the toilet tank. Second, you leave a massive dump in the toilet and go away. The third step involves another person, hopefully the host of the party or some squeemish bimbo, discovering the cornsnake you just left. This person usually freaks when it becomes apparent that it is not simply going to be flushed away. (No water...you drained it in step 2 and it didn't refill)
There is usually 10-15 minutes of disgust and panic while someone figures out to turn the water back on and send the offensive offering to king-coiler heaven.
"The host of the party was a real prissy I'm better-than-you-type, so I decided to dry bog the hallway toilet to liven things up a little."
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I am never going to another one of your barbeques. All that Natty Ice, and chili, and hot wings had me birthing a bog monster the next day.
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Get the bog monster mug.A sport invented in England. It involves two to four players, in singles or doubles format. The sport is played by having the participants defecate into a toilet at which point the ammount of splashes made are counted. It is scored like regular tennis, with 15, 30, 40 and Game being the scores, therefore four splashes are required to win. If players are unable to create a splash, a tie break is brought into session. It is typically played in lavatory block cubicles, where the splashes can easily be heard.
Illegal drugs such as laxatives are occasionally used to cheat at the sport, but players are allowed to consume any food or drink they wish in order to facilitate their victory. Ghost turds and farts do not count
Illegal drugs such as laxatives are occasionally used to cheat at the sport, but players are allowed to consume any food or drink they wish in order to facilitate their victory. Ghost turds and farts do not count
Dave was robbed in the Bog Tennis finals as he was made to play the final and the semi-final on the same day, however he performed stormingly in the semis, winning Game-Love.
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