bog snorkeling

A new euphemism for cunnilingus, inspired by the world bog snorkelling championships in Llanwrtyd Wells in Powys (Wales).

"I was doing some bog snorkeling just last night. My gf loves it when I do that."

Quoted by user "Marcus Aurelius" on Fark.com thread 1642689

by Adman12 August 29, 2005

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Bog Jew

A derogatory term for a person of Scottish decent. Cheaper than a Jew, and lives in or near a bog.

Steve looks like a regular Bog Jew in his kilt.

by Chuck D. Bones January 23, 2009

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bog ass

'bawg- ass' a sweaty, clammy ass affect, usually invoked by nervousness, hot weather, or excessive clenching of the cheeks. Bog ass often produces embarrassing scenarios of sweat marks on light material pants and is accompanied by sticking together of the cheeks, and sometimes to the pants themselves.

"Aww man! Would you mind checking out my bum, to see if you can tell I have bog ass? It feels kinda clammy in my pants party..."

by Deemster November 23, 2005

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Bog Cock

Bog Cock Is When You Are So Sweaty, Your Genitals Get Stuck To Your Leg, This Is Like Swamp Ass But It's On Your Front!

Frank : Oh My God Its So Sweaty Today

Dave : I Know I Think I've Got Bog Cock

Frank : Dude, Ive Totally Got Swamp Ass!

by Adrian Shipley August 01, 2006

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bog monster

A bowel movement (typically at least partially formed) that causes smoky looking steam or vapor to rise from the bowl. The visual is similar to a creature in a foggy bog or marsh in a sci-fi or horror movie.

I am never going to another one of your barbeques. All that Natty Ice, and chili, and hot wings had me birthing a bog monster the next day.

by Fazed-NB October 18, 2006

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