Blowning

To be drowned under blankets.

"Stop blowning me, I can't breathe!"

by ChiefDabber November 26, 2020

blown surprise

A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.

Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!

by Bobby the Bug Man October 5, 2020

blown

When you have no money or credit with no way to obtain ether

How's Joe doing is he been ok. No he is still blown. Damn still??

by hogmother April 12, 2017

blown

pronounced blaʊn

when u want to call someone a clown but u, them or both are bloods

that nigga jeff a blown

by SLCty May 7, 2018

Blown

When one, who is newly in recovery, is still suffering from the residual effects of drugs and alcohol.

I meant to go to the meeting last night, but i forgot it was Wednesday. Blown.

by Wrengo7 October 11, 2016

Fully blown

The act of getting very drunk on a night out or a person that is very strange or off the rails.

“ me and zacy D are getting fully blown tonight”.

“Mate that bloke over there is fully blown”.

by Sean ‘Burger’ Smith July 26, 2021

full blown hakuna matata

When you run from all your problems and take an abrupto and extended vacation.

Where did Mike go? I have seen him in months.

I heard he moved out to the country after his woman cheated on him.

Wow, he really went full blown hakuna matata.

by b0s$m4n June 28, 2021