Bloke-Eyes

The Name Given to the Condition of an Australian's Eyes after days awake on amphetamines.

Guy 1: "Shit Mate, look at the crust on Muggas Eyes!

Guy 2: "Fuckin Bloke-Eyes For Sure"

by Rocksteddy January 22, 2009

blogesize

1) To be written about or shown on a 3rd party blog.

2) To have one's work published to a 3rd party blog.

*origin: from Televise-just as media content is televised by networks, blog worthy content can be blogesized by bloggers.

ex The results of the competition will be blogesized @ someblog.com

by aa00 April 28, 2009

Brokesinity

Being past supremely broke

Being under, under the poverty line.

I checked my bank account today and i found out I was brokesinity.

by Wang Long Fat February 5, 2010

blokey pants

blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).

'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'

'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'

'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again

by angel555 September 16, 2010

blokecabulary

the male vocabulary, often missing words that are in a normal vocabulary,

the word sorry doesnt exist, but the word beer footy and sex does,

" sorry honey" ,

"no your not, sorry isnt in your blokecabulary

by celtica189 January 21, 2011

blokemanship

Where a guy can prove or disprove his levels of blokemanship by his actions and or comments. If he does something poor with regard to his mates or says anything shit, he has low levels of blokemanship.

If Dave drinks all of your beers while your in bed trying to sleep, he proves he has extremely low levels of blokemanship.

by coij July 1, 2011

BlokeJob

A 'Bloke Job' is blow job administered by an Englishman. If he's just finished eating his fish and chips with malt vinegar and mushy peas … all the better.

BlokeJob

by Mxytgkdd September 17, 2013