Betty Palmer and her 5 sisters

Betty Palmer- is the palm of your hand...
and 5 sisters means your 5 fingers...

I going out with Betty Palmer and her 5 sisters...
Dude...your lucky...
all I have is my right hand...

by blthrskt April 3, 2009

Hot Betty

The act of putting human feces into hosiery and assaulting someone with it.

" I thought that guy was mean, so I gave him a hot betty."

" I thought that guy was a tool, so I took off my thigh-high and gave him a hot betty."

by Someoneelse89 February 4, 2010

feety beaty

slang for a footjob

John was hoping that JP was implying a feety beaty when she winked at him.

by dr.scholls August 28, 2011

Betty-Crocker It

The situation when all your electronic cooking devices are lost, stolen, broken, etc, and you must resort to mixing by hand.

Kenz: The electric mixer's broken!
Me: Look's like you're gonna have to Betty-Crocker It

by TP loves Trees January 19, 2011

Betty White

the cooler way of saying bet.

Person 1 “ wanna take pics tomorrow?”

Person 2 “bet”

Way cooler person 3 “betty white”

by oLdToWnRoAd April 7, 2019

Betty etty sketty fetty

A huge fucking weapon and everyone that is lucky enough to be in it should be proud

Betty etty sketty fetty is genuinely a huge weapon and is just amazing

by Betttyyy May 1, 2019

Betty

Literally the cutest bean to ever exist and she's so nice.

Man 1: Is that Betty?!
Man 2: Holy hek it is.
Man 1: She's so cute.

by Bob 69420 May 7, 2020