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beening

The act of constantly typing someone's name in a Facebook group so their computers "beep" to get their attention. However, the term "beeping" was eventually phased out, replaced with the now common "beening," meaning people have been beeping someone repeatedly.

It can also be used to describe the past tense, as in "Oh man, I just got beened."
(On a Facebook group chat)

Jake: Hey, where's Nicki?
Dave: I dunno, let's try beening her.
Jake: Nicki.
Dave: Nicki!
Jake: NICKI.
Dave: NICKI!!
Nicki: WHAT?!?
Jake: Make me a sandwich!
by Narwhal #1 July 1, 2011
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Roast Beefies

by MrWiseGuy! May 27, 2009
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Beefing

Especially smelly farts, particularly from a dog.
My dog, Mac, was beefing all night after stealing a slice of pizza
by Cassien0va July 27, 2019
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Beefking

The single most epic slow-pitch softball team the Santa clarita valley has ever known.
Did you go to that Beefking game the other night? It was pure visual ecstacy, I was wicked rigid!!!
by Powerstroker909 September 4, 2009
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beef in da manor

Term used when there is beef between people
Anthony says to Peter, " Fuck you pussy ass!"
Peter says, " And what faggot?"

Joe says to everyone, " Oohhhhhh, BEEF IN DA MANOR!"
by Josef Guardino June 22, 2006
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beefing

When two people get into a dispute about some kind of cow-based food product.
The waiter did not bring me the cheeseburger I ordered so now we are beefing.
by Wheres the beef?42517 April 25, 2017
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Beefing

A sexual act.

The beefee lays in the bath, almost completely submerged in hot water.

The beefer (most commonly a male) stands over the bathtub, ejaculating onto the beefee.

The beefee is then surround by several cellular phones, all connected through a Skype call. This produces the radiation which will cook the ejaculant.

After two minutes in this position, the beefer sticks his index finger into the bathtub water, tastes, then proceeds to eat out the beefee (most commonly oral sex of the vagina or ass).
At a party...

Tom: 'Dude, can I borrow your phone so I can beef this chick?'

Chris: 'sure man, but make sure it's on the Wifi and not using all my data.'

Tom: 'no worries, I'll ask Sam for the password first.'

Chris: 'Nice, enjoy your beefing.'
by T Humma May 24, 2017
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