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Baroning

Baroning is the act of casually lying by inventing stories or modifying existing ones.

Baroning probably has its origins in Latin America and became a worldwide phenomenon in late 2018.

The word is derived from the famous German Baron Münchhausen (1720-1797), a guy that casually lied his way around. His most famous thief pistols (for definition see urban dictionary) were:
- riding on a canon ball over the enemy lines, scouting their positions, and then casually stepping over onto an oncoming cannon ball in the opposite direction to return to his groups

Spanish: baronear
German: baroning
English: "He really baroned his way out of this story when his wife asked him about his whereabouts last night."

"She said she can't make it tonight, because there's a problem with the door lock" - "sounds like classic baroning to me"

Spanish: Esta chica colombiana está baroneando muchísimo últimamente, es una verdadera pistolera de ladrón
by ElBarón June 2, 2019
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Baron's Pocket

In Texas Hold 'em poker when you start with a pair of twos.
A mighty Baron's Pocket there.
by The Poker Baron October 14, 2011
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Barone

Occurs when a bitch ass motherfucker notifies the whole hockey team that you stepped foot in their house. You will know that you have been "baroned" when a different motherfucker texts you the next day. You probably did nothing.
"Barone said..."
by Jazzie Robinson November 21, 2017
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Baron Ham

The silly blue haired gentleman rich millionaire from the band, FAKE TYPE.
Baron Ham is so cute I would definitely make him into a ham sandwich
by sakemylove December 23, 2022
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Baronism

people who are always right despiute the otherpersons opinion and baronists are very close to dorenists
JESUS CHRIST ITS A BARONIST WE LOVE BARONISM
by Baron von hienrich June 20, 2022
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Baron Kane Dyer

Next level talented. One of the nicest, funniest people you will ever meet.
don't let his smashed grave yard teeth fool you because past that nestle crunch texture is a kind, whole heartily beautiful soul.

Has a footling pork sausage or lads lads lads he has his meaty beef curtains.
omg is that Baron Kane Dyer!
by Sven Abernathy May 26, 2019
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Red Baron

"After coitus, her kid walked in on me in the bathroom and saw my Red Baron."
by Lord Redbush March 31, 2021
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