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baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.
Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!
by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024
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madder than a baptist in a brothel

Really angry, may incite a physical altercation.
(Girlfriend after boyfriend caught cheating)

Catching him kissing my best friend just made me madder than a baptist in a brothel!
by Mistabone February 1, 2018
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Jean-baptiste

Jean-baptiste is a male name, largely used in France. Jean-baptiste is a sweet caring loyal man with a funny personality, he is the joker of the friends group. He can be poetic and very romantic just like the city of love Paris. Anyone would be lucky to have a Jean-baptiste in their life.
You’re very loyal just like a Jean-baptiste character
by Manumuse November 7, 2023
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alkimos baptist college

The name Alkimos Baptist College is a banner for people, often called “Students”
There are many groups under this banner like Eshays, snowflakes, ‘based gods’
All of these are commonly found at the school of the same name. But the large majority of people that go there often don’t leave their house.
Person 1 : god those alkimos Baptist college kids are annoying

Person 2 : don’t even get me started
by RaccoonTrashhhhh August 20, 2021
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Dirty Baptiste

When you're getting brain from one girl, penetration from a 6'6 obese man with an expo marker, and eating creamy alfredo and mushroom pasta at the same time. The man is always named Armando from Mexico
I just got a Dirty Baptiste, shit was fye.
by amgrogus November 16, 2023
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Baptiste

A guy who calls way too many times in one night (especially on weekends)
Omfg this guy calls like a baptiste
by Theoracleseesall February 21, 2022
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