Barton Triathlon

A Triathlon consisting of a 1.5 mile run on a treadmill, 5 miles on a stationary bike and then a shower.

The fatty started his training routine with a Barton Triathlon.

by nakedchoker May 12, 2011

Bantomime

A long, or extended, period of banter.

After a sustained period of banter:

Dave: "Well, this is becoming a bit of a bantomime..."

by the10footmidget October 30, 2011

Baton-Dropper

Someone who does not continue a joke, either because of obstinacy or failure to understand, leaving the joke lying lifelessly on the ground like a dropped relay baton.

"Damn! I tried to joke with her, but she's totally a baton-dropper."

by JuniperTreeGrammarNazi September 7, 2013

Baton Rouge street sweeper

An Baton Rouge street sweeper is the neighborhood "girlfriend" or prostitute who strives to keep her territory clean during "business hours". She dose so by sweeping and picking up garbage in the area.

Hey your girl is waiting out there for you...
Naa thats just the baton rouge street sweeper cleaning up the side walk

by [e-mail] May 10, 2016

Bantanamo Bay

Where the true legends of banter serve their sentences for being unrivalled in the art of humour. The length of your sentence reflects the quality of your banter.

1: You're too jokes brovva
2: I know. I'm serving a life sentence at Bantanamo Bay.

by Alzamatralz October 1, 2016

Banoonie

Banoonies are what my retarded friends like to call bandages on fortnite.

Me: The next circle is all the way down in Fatal Fields, I don’t know if we’re gonna make it.
The retard: I’ve got a full stack of banoonies so we should be able to get out of the storm.

by Febreze July 7, 2018

Banion

An annoying person that you never want to have a conversation near

That kid is such an annoying banion

by Infantilarts November 6, 2018