Backyardigains

A show that will make your baby SO FUCKING HAPPY! Lol

*baby starts crying*
*puts on backyardigains*
*baby shuts up*

by Sweaty_Mac May 24, 2021

Backyard Arms Race

A term used to describe the proliferation of backyard play items in a post COVID world- starts with swing sets and basketball hoops. Then come soccer/lacrosse nets and a zip line. As all sides of the neighborhood fence add these items, one neighbor gets the trampoline (aka Mormon Babysitter). Then trampolines everywhere. Winter comes? Backyard skating rinks. The sides build their arsenals until balance is restored. A rink for every kid.

Then the goddamn Smiths at the end of the cul-de-sac get the sports court and the race is BACK ON.

Hey Ned, did you see the Sniths got a new sports court once we all had trampolines? Now my shitty kids are whining again. I guess the backyard arms race is back on.

by Candles McBoots January 2, 2022

Skunk in the backyard

When some stinky smell is coming out from the butt part of the body.
Being farty, having flatulence, cut the cheese.
Having excessive stomach or intestinal gas which can result in passing of gas from the rectum.

"Gosh ! I had Korean food for lunch, and now I feel like I have a skunk in the backyard"

by Noredine June 10, 2013

Shit in your own backyard

Not fucking/ doing sexual stuff with someone who is in your work group/ goes to the same school/ sporting club etc.

“Don’t go shitting in your own backyard, it’ll bite you in the ass.” Shit in your own backyard.

by nobbies101 September 2, 2020

Backwards Kamikaze

A sexual position where the male's placement is behind a woman with his penis in her vagina. During sexual intercourse, the woman is suspended from the ceiling by a bungee cord noose around her neck.

This is mostly for females with a fetish for auto-erotic asphyxiation. As the man pulls the female towards his pelvic region, she is robbed of air as shock waves of pleasure annihilate her brain.

The Backwards Kamikaze is the best way to have a pleasurable near-death experience. Tell your girlfriend.

by T-Deck and South Westy Steve July 23, 2009

Backwards Pirate Ship

The act of sex involving a swing, a man and a woman. The women sit on a swing with her rear hangin' off while the man stands up behind her such as the statue on the frot of a pirate ship would.

Friend: Dude i did the Bionic Seahorse last night!

You: That's butch league, i did the Backwards Pirate Ship!

Friend: Dang!

by Adam Doordik October 1, 2009

Backwards Koala Bear

A sex position perfected by the Aussies, the Backwards Koala Bear involves a fursuit and lots of eucalyptus leaves. One must also speak only in an Australian accent until orgasm is achieved.

Kyle was a master of the Backwards Koala Bear until his liver gave out.

by IWDFF January 14, 2010