blitzed

something that you have eaten recently that has given you diarrhea

ts bacon blitzed me up vro

by ichibuns October 1, 2025

Blitz

To go through a portal, usually rashly or hastily. To rush into a situation blindly. A good way to end up in the blinds.

"That new waiter blitzed through the door to the kitchen and ran straight into a cook carrying a dished of bananas flambé."

by Zed Numar July 18, 2021

Blitz rape

Rape for Self Offense

I had to Save my life Before He rape so I Blitz rape him

by 459395 March 5, 2022

Biden Blitz

When you do 8 hours of work in 20 minutes much like President Joe signing executive orders.

"Don't mess with that nurse. She's on a Biden Blitz"

"That teacher went on a Biden Blitz and graded 100 assignments before 8am."

"It smells strongly of lemon citrus in here. Someone must have gone on a Biden Blitz disinfecting this whole place"

"I'm so far behind. I'm gonna need to chug an energy drink and pull a Biden Blitz tomorrow morning"

by TynasaurusRex January 25, 2021

Shadow Blitz

a cool Indian E-girl cat

Shadow Blitz is a rat

by iRobert January 15, 2023

blitzed creek

Blitzed creek is when you’re so baked that you make up a phrase for how baked you are and you call it “blitzed creek”.

“Man, I’m blitzed creek.”

by BTMA June 17, 2022

blitz stop

A really quick run to a store for forgotten supplies, especially for a party.

People are about to start arriving, but I need somebody to make a blitz stop to the supermarket for beer and ice.

by tyankou September 17, 2016