avocado

butter of the rich

i bought an avocado and now i'm homeless

by nmdkso March 14, 2018

Cut avocados

when someone bites someone’s testicles so hard that they bleed.

She cut avocados for him

by @WvadsaDicfoure January 19, 2018

hot avocado

Inserting your feces into someone else’s anus, using your hand or tongue

I thought I was going to get a rim job, but that sicko gave me a hot avocado instead!

by Scatman Yourmothers February 6, 2012

Avocado Cookie

Avocado cookie is a character from cookie run and is extremely hot. She's also buff and a #girlboss and I have a whole discord for her. She makes really dumb jokes and is a blacksmith. She isn't very popular but her fans are either extremely thirsty for her or really nice. Or they literaly just like her to ship her with matcha. Just never EVER look up her fanart on google. Someone mangaged to make her skinny and underbaked. She also reminds most people of bismuth from steven univeres. Or its just a vegan cookie.

Friend: Why do you simp for that cookie?
Mal: Because Avocado cookie is a babe .

by I AM QUEER *all might face* November 23, 2021

Nikocado Avocado

Famous for being way too fat and having 1 brain cell

See Also: Definitions for type 1 diabetes, obese, virgin, American, no self control and brain dead

Used to insult someone or to show your children what America looks like without leaving the comfort of your home. NIkocado Avocado is famous for his umm... unhealthy diet and eating way too much fast food.

by DonaldDuckTrump June 13, 2023

Nikocado Avocado

My hubby.
Not sofe's

Nikocado Avocado is mine
ok

by sharnus March 28, 2023

Avocado

To covertly refer to the AVO.
Apprehended Violence Orders (AVO)

This is how we using Avocado, here in Australia:

A: Mate, I just got arrested.
B: Fuck, what for?
A: Amanda avocado.
B: Oh shit... you'll ending up in jail. I'm telling ya! Never even try to call her. Just simply stay away from her.

by DanielOB January 16, 2023