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alabama alarm clock

The Alabama Alarm Clock is the method of waking a woman up by sticking your cock in her ear.
Your mom wasn't up to cook me breakfast, so I remedied the problem with the Alabama Alarm Clock.
by Alexander Marzec July 27, 2006
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Arab Time

Arriving 1 1/2 to 3 hours late to any event, regardless of its importance when you are from any middle eastern country. Some instances are more severe, specifically in Saudi Arabia, where Arab Time is standard time and arriving 3-4 hours late for an event is expected. Confusion occurs often for expats and immigrants living in the west.
"The party starts at 8pm - or 10pm arab time",

ding dong
**answers door**
"oh hi, you're here early!"
"Ah, yes the invite said 8pm"
"mmm, yeeeeah, we just assumed everyone would be on Arab Time"

(In western countries)
"Come over at 8pm"
"Arab Time or American Time?"
"LOL, make it 9pm American Time"
by timeless19990 March 19, 2008
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Alabama Shakes

The action of eating or fucking a girls pussy until she shakes uncontrollably.
Dude, I was eating your sisters pussy so good last night that I gave her the Alabama Shakes!
by redballs221 November 2, 2016
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alabama lane change

The Alabama Lane Change is the act of purposely shoving your penis into a girls butt unexpectedly while doing it doggy style.
me: "dude you should try the alabama lane change with kelsey"

jon: "maybe i should dude but her pussy is tight enough already since she's a gymnast"
by rough dry butt sex... nstow March 14, 2011
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Alabama Avalanche

when you bust a nut on a girls face (preferably on her forehead) and the load runs down her face and body the way and avalanche comes down a mountain
Zeke busted an alabama avalanche on gertrude's face after they had just banged
by Hotdog Bunning July 7, 2005
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Alabama Backdoor

Doing a girl from behind then in a smooth motion going from penetrating the vagina from behind to penetrating the anus. The Alabama Backdoor technique is very risky and will most likely lead to a Rodeo situation.
I totally went through the Alabama Backdoor with Natalee. She didn't mind too much, I think.
by Kegan Godbey October 8, 2005
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Alabama Soup Kitchen

Having anal sex with a girl, and then vomiting on her back at the point of climax. Be prepared to exit quickly after doing this.
I gave that dirty whore an Alabama Soup Kitchen for making me pay her twice what she's worth.
by techninja April 29, 2010
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