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The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln

An Abraham Lincoln immediately followed by antiquing. The recipient is then shown a mirror. Their reflection appears to be the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Man: Have you ever seen the ghost of Abraham Lincoln?

Woman: No. What do you mean?

(splat)

Woman: Oh my god! It's so nice to meet you Mr. President!
by KrazeeEyezKilla February 3, 2010
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M1 Abraham

The M1 Abraham is a main battle tank used by the Jewish Battalion of the United States Army. It is not to be confused with the Merkava series of tanks used by the Israeli Army.
Fred: Wow, look at the gun on that Jew tank!
Bob: That's not any normal Jew tank, it's an M1 Abraham.
by Veg May 6, 2006
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abracadaver

A word uttered by the assassin Criss Angel before he killed his mark. This is often the last thing they hear.
I don't know your right, we have never met before. I going to show you this knife it's really so be careful. Now examine it, is it fair, real no springs, it's metal not plastic right? Now close your eyes....concentrate. There can be no doubts....concentrate......
AbraCadaver.
by govidian December 28, 2010
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Abrahams

The sweetest guy you will ever meet, he's always there for you to talk to and help make you feel better. He is too kind and probably too nice to those who don't deserve it. He doesn't care what anyone thinks about him so he dresses the way he wants. He's very understanding and loving, if you ever meet him you will think twice about the way you treat others because he is so gentle and friendly. Abraham is chill and fun to be around.
I love Abraham
#abraham#god#stoner#punk#awesome
Abrahams is such a nice guy
by Theeboy. January 8, 2019
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Abraham Lincoln

Definition #4 is good but one correction: You can do it from the front (tit side) if the girl has a hairy asshole.
WOW, your butt hair looks good on my chin.
by Sir J. May 5, 2005
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Abraham

That Abraham was huge
by Bigdickclue March 7, 2019
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abracadaver

A dead body that suddenly disappears in a horror movie after someone stumbles upon it and then runs away. Only to find it missing a few minutes later.
Yep, I should've known this movie was filled with abracadavers!
by Type2GenomeManiac June 5, 2017
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