bae tub

what you call your favourite wife

lissy: my bae tub and i are tied together.

by libboob May 1, 2020

tub wanker

Someone who wanks in the tub whether it’s for pleasure or for preference. When they are taking a bath they decide “lets wank it”. The nut usually stays in the bath while they are in it.

“Ryan is a tub wanker he is so weird.”

by Shrad June 21, 2022

Senpai-Of-The-Tub

An all knowing being that can tell you everything and anything this world has to offer although they do not hold godly power like phil swift.

Senpai-Of-The-Tub grant me your wisdom

by TheBoiBOB October 27, 2020

Ho Tubs

Fat hookers.

Dude1: I was in a hot tub the other day with these hot babes
Dude2: Were they ho tubs?

by TinuFATelope January 15, 2010

Fish in a Tub

When a fish is in a can you get a fish in a tub and eat they/zem

I Could really go for a fish maybe a fish in a tub or 🍼

Friend I love fish in a bag on toast
Me ewwwww fish in a tub is the goat
Friend ew

by Fish in a can May 16, 2022

Tub munching

1) A person who enjoys eating fast food while in the bath or shower.

2)OR Eating while taking a bath or shower on a short time frame so they don't have to do it later..

"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to eat later"

"I always end a long day by tub munching

by Heart eater June 24, 2016

Tub Nubbin

When a paraplegic man has to use the bathroom at a stadium with a trough urinal. They wheel in and jump up placing their nubs to the edge of the trough and lean over placing a hand on the wall for balance.

Person 1: Dude did you hear what happened when TJ cut in front of that wheelchair guy in line for the bathroom at the Lions game?

Person 2: No what happened?

Person 1: Guy punched him in the back of the head and rolled right over him on his way to the urinal.

Person 2: Wait how does a wheelchair guy use a urinal?

Person 1: Come on man... you never heard of tub nubbin?

Person 2: Oh yeah tub nubbin I've heard of that!

Person 2: I bet TJ wishes he never crossed that tub nubbin some bitch.

Person 1: You can say that again!

by One night in AA December 24, 2019