Spunk-spike

When you spike something that resembles spunk (like shampoo) with a load of semen out of dislike for the person who uses the spiked fluid, i.e. your ex-girlfriends hair-conditioner.

Hey Bro, I spunk-spiked my teachers yogurt the other day while I was in detention, he deserved it for being such an idiot...

by McDanni December 15, 2011

battleground spike

As uncool as scene is, it's a hair style that kids who aren't even cool enough to be scene sport. It consists of poorly cut hair, that you probably did yourself. Some hair glue. You spike up like 10 strands of hair in the back, spray some hair glue on it, and you're good to go.

"ZOMG!!1one_028%%&*@&% did you see that girl's hair?"
"Yeah, she's rockin' the battleground spike"
"man, she's so scene!"

by JEWmander August 3, 2007

Gooche Spike

When your taking a leak at a urinal. Your gooche all of a sudden has a sharp pain as if a pointy spike is being shoved up there. usually happens if you've had a hernia

Guy at Urinal: AHHHhhh ouchhh that fucking hurts

His Friend: hey man whats wrong

G a U: Uhh mann i got that Gooche Spike

by Alaskanhybrid October 20, 2009

Shit Spike

Shit Spike is when somebody spikes someones food or drink with shit.

"OMMFG!!! THIS MEAT BALL NOODLE SOUP TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!"
"Haha!"
"Shit Spike?"
"yep."
"you ASSHOLE!"

by _MiO_ January 13, 2010

Spike Rat

A small rodent that lies underneath the folds of flubber of an obese man. The rodent survives in hot moist areas of the body living off of sweat and missed food particals. If is very docile and can be easily trained. Can grow up to the size of a toy poodle.

Did you see the Spike Rat that was living between Billy's flubber? I think the Spike Rat was eating cookie crumbs.

by mioak September 20, 2011

spike baby

A baby that is made when you have guests at your house. Basically having sex when your mom is downstairs.

I told her that I was going to impregnate her mother with a spike baby.

by Christain Chang June 13, 2016

Spike

A more mature way of saying a very well composed piece of feces. Aka shit.

Person A: Yo what the fuck dude, did you spike in my pillow case.
Person B: Me no man, thats fucked up. I think I saw Billy in there with a knife and toilet paper last night.
Person A: Fuck that, im Spiking on his goddam floor

by Sandooski February 10, 2009