Yummy mummy puppy

a woman married to a rich man, having his children. shopping all day, looking supurbly dressed, go for beauty sessions in the mornings and have the unfortunate job of taking care of her children after school

"I did not have time for my manicure today, the school came out earlier"

"she is such a yummy mummy puppy!"

by Jealous Tomboy February 3, 2012

your mummy's bum cunny

your mother's arsehole

I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shit into your mummy's bum cunny.

by tudda dahl October 18, 2008

mummy has a new boyfriend

The act of screaming violently at your own mother because she loves an idiot

"God dummit mummy has a new boyfriend, but it's not time for brad, it's time to make me food!"

by mhmhmyes May 13, 2016

mummy flaps up your slah

The ultimate rizzler comeback

David:(try’s to rizz)
You:mummy flaps up your slah
David:*dies*

by Trippy_lfe June 5, 2023

hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy

a hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy is where you are smoking a fat J (joint) and the coppas pull up so you try run away and end up shaging your friend hanis mam in the back of her jaguar. ahaaaar. most commonly happens in throckley(where hard people are from)

i was smoking a J when i had to suddenly hani 360 no scope fuck his mummy ahaaaar

by connor holling October 2, 2019

Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney

A rather large mother, who has a nice face, but she has spent too much time filling it

"mate, jame's mom would be a Yummy Mummy if she weren't 2 tonney!"

"Yer give it 10 pints"

by Pizzels89 June 22, 2008

Land Rover Mummy

An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'

Oh no here comes the bitchy Land Rover Mummy she's here to judge us!

by Ginger Cash March 1, 2024