Your mums my dog

Your mum my dog

The biggest way to shut someone down.
"Bruv, your mums my dog. Gunna take her for a walk later"

by dog tits December 19, 2018

your mum got ban

your mum got ban is when you mum gets ban

your mum got ban is when you mum gets ban

by bignoob2 December 22, 2022

Your mum for five minutes

A humorous response to someone who ask you what your going to do with your cash

John: Hey what would you buy for one pound eighty

Billy:Your mum for five minutes

by Fingerblaster43 December 31, 2016

Your Mum Works at McDonalds

Shouted insult: Your Mum Works at McDonalds.
This is often accompanied by a series of symbolic hand gestures representing the Y M W and M.

You loser! Your Mum Works at McDonalds!

by indiedan September 10, 2009

Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma

A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.

It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.

……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)

by Yr Mum, Yr Dad......Yr Grandma March 17, 2011

Suck your mum tits

British offensive
used when expressing anger.

Go and suck your mum tits

by Jim54378 May 12, 2019

jacket potato your mum

to shove a jacket potato up a mums arse

dude, can i jacket potato your mum?

last night i jacket potatoed your mum!

by The Nunnery November 19, 2009