Weather Martyr

A person who sacrifices warmth in extremely cold weather to remain stylish.

Person 1: Dude, that guy is a total weather martyr.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's wearing a leather jacket, blue French shirt, blue jeans, and converses in sub-zero temperatures. He is freezing his nuts off to look good rather than putting on a real jacket.

by Jonathan S. Tuttle January 4, 2010

Weather-Confused Hoe

A girl who comes to school on a normal basis wearing a hoodie sweatshirt, booty shorts, and Uggs.

Guy 1: Look at that chick! Her clothes are for way too many different season!
Guy 2: Must be a weather-confused hoe.

by Oyashiro-sama October 8, 2010

Weather Thot

A weather girl hired specifically for her sex appeal. Only kept on the show because she attracts male viewers. Always has an absurdly large ass that she shows off by wearing tight dresses.

Mike: Why are you watching the news? We can get the weather on our phones.
Dave: I know, but I can't stop staring at this weather thot.

by Noclip858 May 23, 2021

weather for two

A moment of wanting your bf or gf to come to you in a room for sex usually in cold and moody weather

It Is weather for two today

by Maya dela Rosa February 24, 2022

linger wraith

The smell of a sinister fart, long after it was released from the bowels of its purgatorial last resting place. So potent is a linger wraith that it can cling to a man's nose hairs on a rooftop in a strong wind for more than 2 hours! A linger wraith was said to have been so powerful, that after being released from its bondage in King Tut's Tomb, it still roams the earth to this very day unable to dissipate into rarity and is still claiming unsuspecting victims in every corner of the world. Clearly it's existence is a supernatural phenomenon.

victim: "Whoa the linger wraith from that incident at Taco Bell still haunts this room...!"

perpetrator: "yeah, I cut that one over four days ago!"

victim: "...Funny, how it seems to only to return in your presence and fade in you absence..."

perp: "...uh, yeah... pretty funny..."

by Doc Awesome3 November 28, 2010

Fair Weather Runner

A person who only runs when the weather is excellent but otherwise avoids running

During springtime the fair weather runners finally start training while the rest of the Track team has been running all winter.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

New England weather

When in east coast USA in New england (north east) the weather changes alot, people there call it new englnad weather and a common saying is: If you don't like the weather, wait a minute.

first guy: man it was raining one minute, then it started to snow, and then it hailed, all in a half hour!

second guy: its just New England weather.

by double M August 21, 2008