Rub the Wizard

If you are a female and you are out bowling in your mixed league and nothing but splits and gutter balls come up, you can turn to your male partner and ask to rub his wizard and then your luck will suddenly turn and you will start scoring big time.

Hey Joe, that's my third straight gutter ball, help a girl out and let me rub the wizard.

by Buzzerbub August 25, 2013

Wizard's Brew

A blue tea made from fresh psilocybin mushrooms. (The ones that make you trip)The blueing reaction occours when most psilocybin shrooms are bruised, notable at the base of the stem. A bit bitter,so a strong herbal tea or some Kool-Aid is commonly used on it.

That stuff you got at camp that they called bug juice isn't Wizard's Brew. We promise.

by Austin Baker October 29, 2006

Wizards Sunday

The name given to a Saturday that feels like a Sunday

"Dude, what day is it?"

"It's Saturday, Man"

"Oh, I guess it's a Wizards Sunday"

by blueturtlejelly November 16, 2020

semen wizards

Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.

Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.

"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."

by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019

Angry wizard

When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.

She thought I was finished but instead I gave her an angry wizard to the fore head

by Eskeeetit February 15, 2018

Wizard Gooch

The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.

Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong

by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013

Moon Wizard

A person who makes up words and then pretends like someone else said it, usually as a racial slur, in order to get a laugh out of people around them.

That Henry Jensen is a real moon wizard

by The Worst Word Maker March 27, 2015