Winston

our weird lurcher dog friend another word for wingo stingo stieno or winkle

your a good boy aren't you winston

by NOT_A_GHOST77 March 4, 2022

Wesley (Winston, Gerome)

Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.

Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”

Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”

Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)

by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023

One Eyed Winston

When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.

As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.

by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019

Winston

Winston is a fermented tofu processed from the soy beans of China's tropical forests. It is usually served doused with soy sauce and chopped garlic. It is similar to China's stinky tofu.

"Mom! Winston is being sold at the floating market. Can I get one?"

by MH170703 December 10, 2020

Winston

Someone who is going through a identity crisis

Me: Am I Winston? Am I struggling?
Winston: No it’s me I’m the Winston

by Esileandeiddam January 19, 2019

Winston County

A region in Alabama full of illiterate dumbass’ who will probably tickle your sack for a half gram of fentanyl.

“Winston County is a hell hole. I’d rather stick glass in my pecker hole than live there.”

by Klansman1867 August 13, 2024

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025