Winston

A bald person whose arms are so short that they can’t reach the sides of his head with a razor.

That winston is built like a t-Rex.

by Mpjmpj November 5, 2025

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Wesley (Winston, Gerome)

Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.

Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”

Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”

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by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023

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One Eyed Winston

When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.

As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.

by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019

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