Winston

To be a cockblock or intervene in a swinger's swap.

He pulled a "Winston" when I was hooking up with that guy's wife and he came and started playing with her. I was left out.

by MamaBear96 August 3, 2022

Winston

He is the best friend you could ever have. He is always there when you need comfort, he supports you no matter what, he always follows when you have crazy ideas and he knows you better than anyone. If you have a girlfriend, he'll definitely steal her from you. He literally IS the standard every girl is searching for. You can recognize a Winston pretty easily because he's all pink, just open your girlfriend's drawer and you'll see him.

Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, only Winston can make it better."
Person 2 : "Babe... I'm literally right here."
Person 1 : "Nah, I don't want you."

by daryra July 7, 2024

Winston

A giant monkey in the game Overwatch that has a tickle gun and won’t stop fucking diving my healers. Oh, and by the way, his ult is to literally get angry.

Player 1: Yo, guys we need to kill that Winston.
Player 2: too late he already dived and killed our Ana and mercy.

by JunkratIsOplolol September 8, 2020

Winston

Winston is a fermented tofu processed from the soy beans of China's tropical forests. It is usually served doused with soy sauce and chopped garlic. It is similar to China's stinky tofu.

"Mom! Winston is being sold at the floating market. Can I get one?"

by MH170703 December 10, 2020

Sir Dexter Winston Himself

he is a nigardly bastard child

Sir Dexter Winston Himself did a backflip into jo mama trex style

by TyronesVienyMEat February 16, 2025

Girby orba winston

A phrase used by two fake country boys I seen at carowinds

Dang Girby orba Winston!!

by Bottle eater July 20, 2022

One Eyed Winston

When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.

As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.

by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019