This is a phrase used to critique or make fun of someone who doesn't really know if they like Winston like that. This person feels like they are supposed to pick friend or crush but they cant tell if they even have feelings for Winston. They like flirting with Winston in a romantic way and cant tell if its leading them on or not.
by Dr. Wallaby Jackson March 31, 2022
by Malteser An'Accident Lincoln November 27, 2017
My sugar daddy
by The Local Sanwich Maker April 12, 2016
Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.
Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”
Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”
Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”
Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”
Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 23, 2023
When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.
As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.
by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019
A region in Alabama full of illiterate dumbass’ who will probably tickle your sack for a half gram of fentanyl.
by Klansman1867 August 13, 2024
The art of saying Winston, after someone responds to their name being called. Originates from American veteran and National hero Jack Winston. One can negate being "Winstoned" by loudly shouting "DURR".
Aidan: "Winstoning Donnie is so easy, he falls for it every single time.
Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"
Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"
by PlayboiGoff September 28, 2023