Winston

A kid who yells “skibidi toilet gyatt” in the middle of class and looks like the nerd emoji

“Hey Winston what did you get on the homework last night?”

Winston: “Is it just me or does this teacher have a bomboclaat GYATT”

by JupiterThePlanet8275 January 15, 2024

Winston Matzke

A dog who can be seen in Elijah Matzke's Instagram and Snapchat. He is a cute Golden Retriever, who deserves the best from his owners.

Winston Matzke is the cutest dog alive!

by YTHacker August 22, 2019

Winston

A sexy ass man who is loved by every being on planet earth.

Bro he gets so much pussy.

That must be a Winston

by Wins.o9 November 29, 2021

Winston

A giant monkey in the game Overwatch that has a tickle gun and won’t stop fucking diving my healers. Oh, and by the way, his ult is to literally get angry.

Player 1: Yo, guys we need to kill that Winston.
Player 2: too late he already dived and killed our Ana and mercy.

by JunkratIsOplolol September 8, 2020

Winston

Winston is a fermented tofu processed from the soy beans of China's tropical forests. It is usually served doused with soy sauce and chopped garlic. It is similar to China's stinky tofu.

"Mom! Winston is being sold at the floating market. Can I get one?"

by MH170703 December 10, 2020

Wesley (Winston, Gerome)

Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.

Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”

Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”

Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)

by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023

Winston

He is the best friend you could ever have. He is always there when you need comfort, he supports you no matter what, he always follows when you have crazy ideas and he knows you better than anyone. If you have a girlfriend, he'll definitely steal her from you. He literally IS the standard every girl is searching for. You can recognize a Winston pretty easily because he's all pink, just open your girlfriend's drawer and you'll see him.

Person 1 : "Damn ! I really had a bad day, only Winston can make it better."
Person 2 : "Babe... I'm literally right here."
Person 1 : "Nah, I don't want you."

by daryra July 7, 2024