If you are a female and you are out bowling in your mixed league and nothing but splits and gutter balls come up, you can turn to your male partner and ask to rub his wizard and then your luck will suddenly turn and you will start scoring big time.
by Buzzerbub August 25, 2013
Get the Rub the Wizardmug. A blue tea made from fresh psilocybin mushrooms. (The ones that make you trip)The blueing reaction occours when most psilocybin shrooms are bruised, notable at the base of the stem. A bit bitter,so a strong herbal tea or some Kool-Aid is commonly used on it.
by Austin Baker October 29, 2006
Get the Wizard's Brewmug. When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.
by Eskeeetit February 15, 2018
Get the Angry wizardmug. The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.
Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013
Get the Wizard Goochmug. A person who makes up words and then pretends like someone else said it, usually as a racial slur, in order to get a laugh out of people around them.
by The Worst Word Maker March 27, 2015
Get the Moon Wizardmug. by Hkquin August 20, 2013
Get the Tinball Wizardmug. When you and your significant other cosplay as lizards during intercorse (also see furry) while casting spells at one another.
by BEUTYFLAEKS November 4, 2017
Get the wizard lizardmug.