He's the most honest and trustworthy person you'll ever find. He sometimes can come across harshly but his intentions are pure. He has the best sense of humor and makes the best out of serious situations. He's the greatest best friend that one can find. He has an unbelievably attractive physical appearance. His voice is like an angels. His eyes gaze into your soul. He's kind heart and warm soul can win you over with just a sentence.
by Rykah_F November 22, 2021
Get the Winstonmug. A short rich british philanthropist who engages in such endeavours as sending blind men pig eyeballs and framing them for murders that never happened.
by anonymous August 8, 2024
Get the Winston Spergulamug. The art of saying Winston, after someone responds to their name being called. Originates from American veteran and National hero Jack Winston. One can negate being "Winstoned" by loudly shouting "DURR".
Aidan: "Winstoning Donnie is so easy, he falls for it every single time.
Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"
Kit: "Yea, this girl in my class is so bad bro"
by PlayboiGoff September 27, 2023
Get the Winstoningmug. When you friend or girlfriend is sleeping on their back and you casually walk up to them and fan or "batwing" your sack bag over their eye just nice making them look like a pirate with a scrotum eye patch.
As my roommate wobbled out of his room, he exclaimed "I must have got a One Eyed Winston last night, and my eye smells like scrote-sack.
by Vince Morgan August 28, 2019
Get the One Eyed Winstonmug. by coolest person in existenc3 March 27, 2022
Get the winstonmug. your a good boy aren't you winston
by NOT_A_GHOST77 March 4, 2022
Get the Winstonmug. Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.
Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”
Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”
Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”
Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”
Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
by -B. (The mom of Ris.) September 22, 2023
Get the Wesley (Winston, Gerome)mug.