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The super amazing secret team in the hit roblox game Prtty Much Evry Bordr Gam Evr. (way better than knight commander)
by Apachedrag427 August 28, 2021
Tom: Hey Mike what's up?
Mike: Yo bro, I was with Natasha last night and after i was finished with her, she called me her vaginal viking.
Tom: Nice dude i wish i was that lethal in bed!
Mike: Yo bro, I was with Natasha last night and after i was finished with her, she called me her vaginal viking.
Tom: Nice dude i wish i was that lethal in bed!
by TomTheOwnage November 21, 2006
When someone grabs your dick like their shaking hands and jerks it up and down in that same manner causing the receiver to ejaculate blood.
Viking grasp - see above
by Pol Pot's yoga class June 11, 2017
Minnesota vikings
A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the playoffs. Unlike other teams, they know they will never win a Super Bowl and once they make the playoffs, that's pretty much it. Most of their fans are greek and as we know greek men invented man on man anal sex. They call kirk cousins primetime for absoultely no reason at all, he is in fact not primetime at all. Also minnesota has the worst food in america. They say duck duck grey duck instead of duck duck goose. (Idiots) basically only thing that came out of minmesota that was even remotely cool was prince and he was suspect.
A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the playoffs. Unlike other teams, they know they will never win a Super Bowl and once they make the playoffs, that's pretty much it. Most of their fans are greek and as we know greek men invented man on man anal sex. They call kirk cousins primetime for absoultely no reason at all, he is in fact not primetime at all. Also minnesota has the worst food in america. They say duck duck grey duck instead of duck duck goose. (Idiots) basically only thing that came out of minmesota that was even remotely cool was prince and he was suspect.
by Cashcow820 November 22, 2021
by Ronn Muffmuncher March 25, 2018
"my Nordic cousin Bjørn got promoted from a low-class Regular Viking to a intermediate-class Super Viking"
by Botanical Gull July 11, 2021