Vaginal crayfish

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs

TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!

by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018

Vaginal Hook

When you're fingering a girl and they try to get away so you hook them in the vagina, and they can't go anywhere.

My friend was fingering a girl and she tried to leave, and he vaginal hooked the girl.

by Vaginal Hook October 3, 2016

Vaginal sip

When you are engaged in cunnilingus and the female in question squirts directly into your mouth

Bruh, I was eating out Jessica last night and I inadvertently took a vaginal sip

by [e-mail] October 19, 2019

Vaginal Defecation

After doing an Alabama Hot Pocket or any familiar sexual act, the crap that you inserted inside the vagina,mixed with cum and vaginal fluids, will start pouring out of the vagina, making a vaginal defecation.

Guy 1: "Dude, Michelle took that Alabama Hot Pocket like a pro last night. and her Vaginal Defecation was more fluid than Niagra."
Guy 2: "Oh man, hope you took it in the mouth like it's supposed to."

by Aly8188 June 13, 2015

vagine sign

A "tramp stamp"-like tattoo located on a woman's neck, often associated with easy access to said woman's vagina.

Guy 1: "Man I really wanna get laid tonight!"
Guy 2: "How bout that girl over there? She's got a vagine sign".

by Eric Bischoff2 November 22, 2009

Vaginal Roulette

The random process of selecting a female during sexual intercourse when there is more than one female present. The females tend to be of such an attractiveness level that it is difficult to pick one or the other.

Bro 1: Dude, I had threesome with hot girl 1 and 2!

Bro 2: No way! How did you pick who to start with?

Bro 1: I played vaginal roulette.

by Barber Joe August 21, 2012

vaginal basketball

when you and 4 of your friends are all trying to fuck the same girl. except theres no passing and no rebounds. first one to get his ball in the hoop wins.

this game of vaginal basketball with cindy is getting old. im sweaty, im thirsty, and this old white guy keeps sayin to get my head in the game.

by vato4loko99bananas March 17, 2015