Ho Tubs

Fat hookers.

Dude1: I was in a hot tub the other day with these hot babes
Dude2: Were they ho tubs?

by TinuFATelope January 15, 2010

tub wanker

Someone who wanks in the tub whether it’s for pleasure or for preference. When they are taking a bath they decide “lets wank it”. The nut usually stays in the bath while they are in it.

“Ryan is a tub wanker he is so weird.”

by Shrad June 21, 2022

Tub Nubbin

When a paraplegic man has to use the bathroom at a stadium with a trough urinal. They wheel in and jump up placing their nubs to the edge of the trough and lean over placing a hand on the wall for balance.

Person 1: Dude did you hear what happened when TJ cut in front of that wheelchair guy in line for the bathroom at the Lions game?

Person 2: No what happened?

Person 1: Guy punched him in the back of the head and rolled right over him on his way to the urinal.

Person 2: Wait how does a wheelchair guy use a urinal?

Person 1: Come on man... you never heard of tub nubbin?

Person 2: Oh yeah tub nubbin I've heard of that!

Person 2: I bet TJ wishes he never crossed that tub nubbin some bitch.

Person 1: You can say that again!

by One night in AA December 24, 2019

Rub Tub

The female version of a male's "Spank Bank".

My friend said she is putting her boyfriend's picture in her Rub Tub for later use.

by MedicChris80 October 7, 2018

toaster tub

Sudoku yourself

Toaster tub yourself

by The only pug July 16, 2021

Tub it out

It’s pretty much like any other work lingo like circle back or touch base or other common corporate phrases. But this one is even better, bc it’s impossible to explain. Just make sure not to have auto correct on or you’ll probably be scorned by your entire office.

Manager: I’ll circle back with you on the info for our performance metrics
Ben: don’t you mean tub it out?
Manager: what?
Ben: you wouldn’t understand

by Walkaflocka February 3, 2021

Tub Drunkie

A seriously intoxicated person, male or female, who finds comfort and solace by lying in the bath tub at a house party. Can often be detected by the tell-tale signs of shampoo bottles, razors, luffas, lying on the floor by the tub. These items will have been knocked over by the tub drunkie as he/she climbs into their safe haven.

Partygoer #1: Has anyone seen the birthday boy?
Partygoer #2: Nope. He was pretty effed up. He probably passed out somewhere...
Partygoer #3 (coming out of the bathroom): Found him! He's lying in the shower covered in barf. Poor little tub drunkie...

by danohead June 3, 2011