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Tree Climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.
"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."
by Arborman February 3, 2020
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Tree fucker

A MOTHERFUCKING RANGA THAT DOESN'T EAT MEAT EXCEPT FOR HIS BOYFRIEND DAVE. STICKS BRANCHES DOWN HIS THROAT FOR NUTRITION AND SUSTINANCE ALSO ACCEPTING SUPPOSTORY FORM.
Dyke: I'm tree fucker
Ranga:suck my stub
by Daddy1935 January 23, 2021
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TREE BIFFA

ZAK SHAREEF IS A TREE BIFFA
by EL CAPITANNNN April 23, 2021
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Cornhill Christmas Tree

A shopping cart or baby carriage adorned with shopping bags full of cans hanging off the sides. Often more well-decorated than the average christmas tree. Typically found in the Cornhill Neighborhood of East Utica, NY
Look how many cans he has! I bet he has a cornhill christmas tree at his james street apartment!
by uticany April 29, 2011
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Great Deku Tree

Weed that is so incredibly effective that it makes everything around you look like Legend of Zelda.
We were puffin on that Great Deku Tree and 5 minutes later I was tearing up in the pool thinking it was the water temple.
Zelda Weed Link Stoned High Dank
by Jeffenweiser June 8, 2013
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hugging a tree

we’re hugging a tree! wanna come?
by TheTreeHugger May 15, 2020
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Carolina Christmas Tree

A Carolina Christmas Tree is when a group of friends get into the holiday spirit by defecating in the same toilet without flushing-resulting in a pile of fecal matter that loosely resembles a Christmas tree. A star carefully placed on top of turd tree completes the decoration.
Heather and her friends helped the mall get in the holiday spirit by giving them a Carolina Christmas Tree.
by Giggling_santa December 9, 2021
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