Cosmic Toasties

Cosmic Toasties is a brand of cereal.

"He's Cosmic, he's Toasties, he's the best cereal in the world! He's Cosmic, he's Toasties— uh... something something about a girl!"

"Cosmic Toasties is 69% GAMER! Nice~"

by Cosmic Toasties May 13, 2022

Roasty toasty princess

The desecrator of any sweet puff to point of no amount of magic eraser can save.

Ohh Elle you roasty toasty princess

by Privatejohnson February 02, 2025

Mr. Toasty

A Mr. Toasty is a person that can transcend space and time. A typical Mr. Toasty will be an absolutely horrible person to everybody if given the chance to do so and has no care for anyone besides himself. They also are always correct and will use this to their advantage in any given argument.

Man, that guy is really full of himself to be a Mr. Toasty.

by JoesephywithToes October 08, 2022

Toasty Schreiber

When someone has a craving for toast but also would like to take a bubble bath so they bring the toasted into the bath so their toast doesn't burn. Also can be used with a Creamy Geuther.

Will: I really want toast and a bubble bath
You: just do a toasty schreiber

by Bing Chillin March 16, 2023

Toasty Embrace

another way of saying your gonna fuck.

gonna have a toasty embrace tonight.

by elffaw August 11, 2011

Cheese toastie

A secret wank

I’m away for a cheese toastie

by Pussy patrol November 13, 2021

cheese toastie

Probably some guy named Travis. He has reddish brown hair and a baby face and drives a rainbow bus and knows all the slurs. He's kinda cool but touches too much grass.

He got high in his youth so his kids don't have too.

Pepsi > Cola

Oh you're calling cheese toastie? Tell him I said hi.

You guys are boring imma hang out with Travis.

by mady with two d's and an i November 03, 2023