Monkey Titties

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits

What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!

by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012

sipper titties

Titties so small you cannot get a mouth full; you can only sip on them.

She has cute little sipper titties.

by tadpole17 August 27, 2013

Witty titties

Not your average titty. Sharp, edgy, well-trained.

-"Jamal, you lay brick on them bags yet?"

-"Naw man. I'ma break off my own rocks before I get cut by those witty titties."

by Wittietittie February 12, 2015

Strawberry titties

When a women goes tanning and gets burnt, having her boobs red like strawberries.

Omg Becky went tanning and burnt her tits look at them strawberry titties!

by Dosbaekiez May 14, 2015

llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know

Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain

by fuckingtwatbitch July 13, 2015

smack titties

When a chick's titties look like a piece of cotton sittin' in a soup spoon.

Damn, bitches smack titties are hit!

by Soy Sauce Jimmy August 4, 2016

Skunk Titties

When a female’s armpits reek so fuckin bad her tits stink.

I was having sex with this ho I picked up and she has the skunk titties.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017