Thomas

A short fat half Asian kid. Thomas normally has bologna nipples, a short dick, and fidget spinners in his ass hole. Thomas has constant shit stains in his drawers and doesn't know what toilet paper is.

Have you ever seen bologna nipples?

Ya Thomas never wears a shirt.

by honkapino June 23, 2017

thomas

He is the best boyfriend you could ever have he will love you and tell you he loves you with out hesitation. He will keep you safe no matter where you are or go

dang i need a thomas

by seenboo September 29, 2017

Thomas

Thomas, I boy who has a tiny dick and gets no pussy

Yo you know that Thomas kid?
Yea he a pussy

by Pu$syMagnet April 23, 2019

THOMAS!

An expresion that expresses anything. Screaming THOMAS! can imply any taboo term, and comes in handy when saying something you don't want... Give screaming THOMAS a try. **This gesture may become addicting.
-can be used as a noun, adjective, verb or ad-verb

THOMAS!..I dropped the soap and I'm in jail! THOMAS!..My brother crashed his car while Ghost Riding. THOMAS!..My girfriend has a giant mole on her face! THOMAS!..I soiled my pants. THOMAS!..(no reason)

THOMAS has a grifriend named CHRISTINA!, dog named GINGER!, brother named PETER!, mom named ELZIBETH! and dad named HIENRICK. These terms may be used I substitution of THOMAS!

by Peter Olsen September 22, 2008

Thomas

An absolute prick.

Thomas is a prick

by CokieJoce January 23, 2019

Thomas

When givin the name “thomas” when born, automatically means your a savage. People with the name thomas, usually have a 7.5-8 inch cock that devours poon.

“I cant walk”
“Why?”
“I was with thomas and he parked his train in my garage”

by Poonslay69 April 23, 2019

Thomas

A portmanteau of thicc and mommas. A quicker way of saying “thicc mommas” for those who are in a hurry, and need to communicate in fewer syllables to save time.

We could be calling thicc mommas thomas but y’all ain’t ready.

by Pony Danza April 13, 2022